A nondescript person hitting a carpeted floor moderately hard. Divided in several parts for its usage in my game the life and times of daniel vastberaden.
Burst of air next to a mic. It was originally intended for a bullet hitting a ballistic vest, but it obviously can work for some kind of a pressure releasing sound too.
And further a little joke with the moderators. You can here them discussing my job, and they are obviously upset. Luckily, they can't hit me, the atlantic is inbetween.
An experimental sound made in fl studio. Literally 3 "string thump" samples with overdrive applied, and played at different pitches simultaneously using audacity.