If you've been to asda and use their escalators or moving walkways, then you will have encountered this really stupid announcement! just you try getting a recording like this with no background noise! good luck! i did my best!.
Found sound recorded in a friends kitchen, cut up into a groove in ableton live. . . Recorded with zoom h1. Drawers opening and closing, scissors scissoring, cutlery crashing and plates smashing etc. Etc. 84 bpm.